“I took a course in speed waiting. Now I can wait an hour in only ten minutes.” – Steven Wright My friend has a Lamborghini and it goes...

I walked past a jewelry store in a mall the other day during a busy shopping hour and noticed it was closed.  Lights were on, I saw...

“He’s been in 25,000 automobile accidents.” That’s what the doctors said when assessing the neurological damage of Mike Webster, the...